Friday, July 9, 2010
Aimee's Birthday!! (Kevin Post)
Since Aimee is neither narcissistic nor does she possess the capability to take a break from work once in a while, I'm taking it upon myself to inform the blogger community that Aimee is, in fact, turning 23 today!
This won't be a long post, but if you all went ahead and wished her a Happy Birthday, i'm sure she would love it!
In the meantime, i'm going to write a fictional biography of her life thus far:
In 1987, as the Cold War was unknowingly winding down, George Bush I was prepping his presidential run and the perm was inexplicably en vogue, Aimee Grove was being born to a family of travelling vagrants. her mother was in labor for a remarkable 5,505 hours, but persevered to birth a 5.5 lb baby girl.
Aimee then grew up in typical fashion: Summers at the local nuclear power plant, vacations to tropical Gerry, Indiana and a 6-legged dog named Thaddeus.
Aimee's recent life has become one of privilege, as she attended prestigious Whittier College, renowned for producing the only US president to resign in bitter shame.
On this momentous day, we celebrate the 23rd anniversary of Aimee's violent and momentous entry to this world, and hope that she discontinues her "Take no prisoners" philosophy at some point.
Love You Hunny!