**A little fyi for you wonderful readers: I am an account executive and I am in charge of business to business sales, so month-end is crazy and quarter-end is just ridiculous. If you are unaware as to the meanings of month and quarter-end, I envy you. When I go MIA, to the wonderful land of financials is where I have gone.**
Got to Shave the Va-jay-jay!! Story
I think this is one of my favorite crazy news story ever! I mean it focuses on all levels of insanity.
This woman was shaving her "hoo-ha" while driving. And if that wasn't bad enough she was on the way to her boyfriend's house with her ex-husband in the car. Why couldn't he just drive? Better yet, why was he even there?? I don't even want to imagine nor think about it in too much depth. Let us examine the craziness of the people involved.
Woman Shaving: What makes someone think to themselves "I think I need to get a razor close to my privates while I am driving" First off, that is something that should be done in private (Hence, privates). Secondly, if you must do it in the car then at least be the passenger. All because she claimed she didn't want it to look like a "dog panting". Gross.
Ex-Husband Passenger: Ok, so we already know this guy is insane because he was married to the lady in question previously, but then he decides to drive over with the razor happy lady to drop her off at her current boyfriend house? Are you kidding me?
Boyfriend: Once again, we know he is crazy because of who he is dating. Since he has stayed with her after hearing this release it just confirms said insanity.
It's stories like this that make me feel like no matter how insane it may get at work,(or I may act at home) I am still very normal.
Have a great Friday everyone!