Insert Clever Title Here.......Happy Friday!

Hiya folks! How are you all doing? I am doing grand except that I am at my job which I hate and trying my hardest to do my work and not slack off (obviously I am failing miserably). I am super excited about Halloween tomorrow even though the plans are semi-up in the air. Trying to find another party to attend but if we can't we have a back-up plan. I do have my halloween costume almost finished and I think it will look super cute.

Well lets examine some of the odd news stories.

Boobs lead to a Longer Life

Have your husbands, boyfriends, brothers, and guy friends look at this picture so they live a longer life.

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Yes, you read that right... Looking at boobs can help men live a longer life (it can add on 5 more years). So next time you see your significant other gawking at some nice looking jugs don't get mad at him, appreciate that he takes his health that seriously...I mean come on he only wants to live a longer life. (Well this is what Kevin tried to convince me of today, not sure I am buying it). Apparently 10 minutes of looking at boobs is equal to a 30 minute aerobic workout. 

There was a 5 year medical study done in Germany on 500 men where they told half of them to stare at breasts daily and the other half to try to refrain from doing so (that half drew the short straw apparently). The half that stared at the breasts had lower blood pressure and less episodes of coronary artery diseases. The conclusion of this study was that men should look at breasts on a daily basis to reduce the risk of heart attacks and strokes... Hmm, not sure if I buy this clever excuse men have thought up to cover up their oogling of certain women who are well endowed.

4-Year Old can be Sued...WTF?

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Ok, so yah I didn't quite read through the whole news article because it was quite boring with a lot of legal mumbo jumbo that I learned back in my one law class I took in college, (bright-line test, negligence,carte blanche, etc). But what I got from this article is that this judge decided that  children that are at least 4-years old can be held responsible for their negligent behavior and be sued. Uh, wow!! Seriously, in this particular case (the little girl ran into an elderly woman and hurt her, the woman later died 3 weeks later-not sure if it was related to this incident) maybe the parents should be held responsible. Not the 4 year old, little kids should not be sued. How will they pay? By breaking open their piggy banks? Seriously the legal system has gotten ridiculous.

Those are the only two good stories this week... The rest are super lame and not odd at all so I won't burden you all with those stories :)

30 Days of Truth

Day 13: A Band or Artist that Have Gotten you Through Tough Days

When I was in middle school I use to get bullied a lot. On the very bad days I would come home and pop in my Mariah Carey "Rainbow" cd and listen to it and just allow myself to cry. Really looking back on it I was pretty pathetic and emo. I wish I would have been a little bit stronger but oh well. It was nice to have her music to help me through it, even if I am ashamed to admit it. The song that I would play over and over was "Can't Take that Away". The lyrics really made me feel "stronger"

Mmh
Whoa

They can say,
Anything they want to say,
Try to bring me down,
But I will not allow anyone to succeed hanging clouds over me,
And they can try hard to make me feel that I,
Don't matter at all,
But I refuse to falter in what I believe or loose faith in my dreams

'Cause there's,
There's a light in me,
That shines brightly,
They can try,
But they can't take that away from me from me

A song that will always cheer me up now  is "Basketcase" by Green Day. It is a song that I will put on or think of when I am feeling angry or sad. Maybe it is because I am a basketcase myself ;)

Do you have the time
To listen to me whine
About nothing and everything
All at once
I am one of those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone
No doubt about it

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up

Day 14: A Hero That has Let You Down (write a letter)

Well I don't really have a hero or a role model that I can think of off the top of my head. So I will write a letter to someone/something that has let me down recently

Dear SD Chargers:

I am one of your biggest and most loyal fans. Why do you have to make it so hard to be proud of? You have never won a Super Bowl. You choke in the playoffs. On paper you should be one of the best teams in the league yet you are 2-5. Pathetic. I wish that you all would get your act together. You make rookie mistakes (actually mistakes that even high school students wouldn't make). I am sometimes ashamed to admit I'm a fan that chokes every year in the  playoffs (and ow every game this year). 

Let me help you out by telling you what you must do. 1) Fire Norv Turner! 2)Fire the entire speacial teams coaching staff 3) Move to the OC or LA- there is a curse in SD 4) Stop making dumb turnovers 5) Finish your tackles 6) Play till the Whistle blows. 7) Defense do not fall apart in the 4th quarter 8)Get new trainers (you all get injured way too often) 9) Get a new GM but keep AJ Smith for player recruiting and development 10) Utilize your talent to the best of your ability.

Well I hope you all have a fantastic Halloween Weekend... I can't wait to see recaps and pictures.

**All images were found on Google unless otherwise noted**